To Love Malaysia Is To Know Malaysia – Part 4

It’s a truly amusing Malaysia. It's full of happenings. Life is certainly not bored living in a beautiful country like Malaysia. In Singapore, Switzerland, Sweden, Japan and other highly-civilized and clear conscienced-society, one may not get to see the practices of corruption, graft, abuse of power, cronyism, nepotism, back-stabbing, excessive politicking, minorities marginalization and racial discrimination so prevalent in Malaysia. Of late, Malaysians are being overdosed with Statutory Declaration after Statutory Declarations and Swearing after Swearing. Don't know if these are for real or just kid-stuffs.

First it was RPK, the true fighter of justice, who declared that he was reliably informed that Rosmah, the first-lady-in-waiting and the husband-wife duo of lieutenant-colonels were at the scene where Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibu was blown up by the C4.

the evergreen true fighter, RPK

Then Bala, the PI appeared from nowhere with his SD claiming that Najib “the Najis” Razak was the person directing the “Altantuya Murder” play, with Razak “the King” Baginda and the 2 policemen as the main actors.

Not long after, from his secret hideout, Dr. Mohamed Osman Abdul Hamid of Pusrawi Hospital, made a stunning declaration that there was no evidence that Saiful “the Sin-ful” Bukhari was sodomized.

Interesting though, as out of the sudden and not wanting to be left out, a certain Thagarajoo A/L Thangavelu made a SD revealing that Najib “the Najis” Razak was a practising “Hindu”.

Amusing huh!!!!!. Who is next? Could it be Hamzah Zainuddin, the Deputy Housing and Local Government Minister, who may want to statutorily declare that he “loaned” his ex-wife to Anwar? Or Wee Ka Siong, who may also want to statutorily declare that he was actually not involved with the student from China? Or Idris “the Iblis” Jusoh of Idris Jusoh Enterprise, who may want to declare how he and Pak Lah siphoned the RM17b of Terengganu's wang ehsan? Ali Rustam? Nazri Aziz? Tajol Rosli? Anyone? What about Najib “the Najis” Razak himself?

People whom Malaysians love to see making SD or swearing

Pak Lah and Najib for making Malaysia such as deplorable mess

Musa Hasan for his role in the "black eye" case and for putting the police force in such a sad state of affairs

Gani Patail for his selective prosecution in "polishing his political masters' balls"

Adnan Yaacob, the chief gangster from Pahang for his frequent obscene gestures and for his untiring effort in cajoling Najib to part with the RM18b of the rakyat money for the so-called broadband project.



Arif Shah, the "Pek Mo", for the "I'm reading for PHD, though a bogus one" episode and for declaring "No, I didn't manipulate Chong Wei. It was just a coincidence".



KJ, the son-in-law whose big mouth and arrogance always land the father-in-law in deep shit. But who cares, huh KJ?

Zulkifli Nordin, the notorious MP who claimed "I was there as a PPI rep, not as MP" and who said to his equally notorious so-called "protector of Islam" that "if you don't hear from me at 10.00 am, just storm the building"

And of course Anwar himself. Why are you not playing their games? Come on, just play along

After the SD, next came the.....

“swearing” comedy, led by Saiful “the Sin-ful” Bukhari

"I swear that he actually f****d my a*****e. In fact I felt good"

And followed by.....Jeng…..jeng…..jeng….Here comes the mastermind who hides behind the mask.

"I swear that I was not involved (in the murder of Altantuya Shaariibu). I have an alibi. You see, Rosmah and I were at home at that time, performing the ritual lead by Master Ji"