Friday, August 22, 2008

To Love Malaysia Is To Know Malaysia – Part 1

On a lighter vein.

The 12th general election in Mac'08 presented Malaysians with the opportunity to enhance our vocab - which can be incorporated into their daily lives. Such as:
  1. 'Anwarized' - meaning: to get back-stabbed……..e.g. People who have been anwarized may contact the DPM's hotline.
  2. 'Badawized' - meaning: to be stupefied ...........e.g. Malaysians seem to be badawized by the media which reports biased news.
  3. 'Najibed' - meaning: to be blown to bits .........e.g. In this country, you better be careful with what you say, you can be najibed otherwise.
  4. 'Petraed' - meaning: to be exposed ...........e.g. Lately the BN coalition has been petraed in many ways.
  5. 'KayJayed' - meaning: to shout for no reason……e.g. He kayjayed in the Dewan and appeared like a moron.
  6. 'Balaed' - meaning: to vanish suddenly……………eg. The opposition balaed from the meeting in protest.
  7. 'Lingamed' - meaning: to repeat redundantly……e.g. The Information Minister lingamed the same rubbish in the debate recently.
  8. 'Soileked' - meaning: to be caught on tape…….e.g. People have stopped using budget hotels as they are afraid of being soileked.

A short Malaysian fiction:
Altantuya was cold-bloodedly najibbed after she attempted to petra Najib for anwarising her and not making the promised payments. Razak was badawized into covering up for Najib while Najib balaed from the scene. Razak was actually anwarized. However Najib lingamed that he had nothing to do with it and has been kayjaying on the topic in an attempt to prove his innocence.
Nevertheless, some quarters have been threatening that they have soileked evidence that Najib was involved.

…….Author: Unknown

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