Showing posts with label Ahmad Farid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ahmad Farid. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

Farid is not arrogant, says Pak Lah

Ha.....ha.......ha......ha......Aha.....ha.......ha.......

Can't help but to LOL when Pak Lah said,

"I have heard a lot of things said about our candidate. But what is unusual is that it is Umno members who have been saying things about him, but we have to defend our candidate......"

I even laugh louder and louder when he (Pak Lah), in denying the allegation that Farid was not arrogant, said, "If he was arrogant he would not have been appointed my political secretary". Read more here.

It simply goes to show, dear Mr P.M that you're ..................... and.........................; and Farid is ...................... and ...............................

Ha...............ha...................ha....................ha................. Aha.............aha.................. ha.................. ha...............

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Cakak-cakak Calong di Koala Ganu



Calong PAH: Hei Parik, aku ni kalu kaloh pong dok apa, jadi ADUNg lagi.

Calong BARISANG: Mung tu bodor sangak la Wahik. Jadi wakil 3-4 pengga doh, tapi dok kaya-kaya lagi. Tengok aku ni, jadi SU politik kejak, jadi Timbalang Menteri kejak, tapi setakak 3 keturunang makang dok habih.

Tapi apa Din Mat ni? Kacau daung la.

Calong BEBAH: Mung kata Wahik bodor tapi mung lebih bodor lagi. Aku ni nok tolong mung. Kalu aku dok masok, si Wahik tu akang belasoh mung terok-terok. Siang-siang lagi mung doh kaloh doh.

Calong BARISANG: Mung tolong aku macang mano? Mung pecoh undi, benok betuk mung ni.

Calong BEBAH: Natang berok mung ni Parik. Bodor serupa kayu. Mung tau dok, orang kuak Barisang suruh aku masuk tolong mung. Aku dok habih pitih pong. Kalu dok gak, mung akang kaloh pada si Wahik tu dengan kelebehang dok kurang dari 8,000. Kalu aku masok, kurang sikik majoriti dio.

Calong BARISANG: Mano boleh. Aku orang Umno. Seluroh jentera Umno di belakang aku.

Calong BEBAH: Mung ni betol-betol benok la Parik. Umno doh dok laku doh. Depang cakak sokong, belakang pakoh lain. Tu la orang Umno. Mung dok akang boleh lawang si Wahik tu. Dio orang bersih, dok serupo mung.

Mung tau dok lor ni seluruh jentera PAH, DAP, PKR mari di Koala Ganu ni untuk tolong Wahik. Barisang Blorga Rakyat pong ada sini. Tengok, Raje Petera, Zorro "The Borrow", Harih ramai lagi lah. Masa di Permatang Pauh, mereka ni la hak kuaknya. Mung dok terlawang mereka ni.

Calong PAH: {Biar balah natang beruk mak yeh dua ekor ni he....he....he....., tapi si Din Mat ni betol-betol kacau he....he.....}
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