The Behrang and Changkat Jering Frogs - Round 2 to UMNO

Round 1 to PKR with the frog from Bota.

Round 2 looks more favourable to UMNO - with special thanks to the Election Commission, which ruled that the purported undated resignation letters sent in by the frogs of Behrang and Changkat Jering were not valid.

With this, the frogging saga continues and is expected to be more dramatic.

The decision of the EC would now allow the Behrang and Changkat Jering frogs to "really" jump and show their true frogging, croaking sound. Before this, for fear of losing their seats and thus unable to jump, they just issued denial after denial; and even made police reports. UMNO wouldn't want these smelly, stinky crabs without their seats anyway. UMNO wouldn't want ordinary PKR members anyway.

Looking on the brighter side, the decision of the EC is a win-win. The 2 frogs win. UMNO wins. PKR wins and the rakyat wins. The EC also wins.

Aided by the EC, the 2 frogs get to keep their seats and get to lay their hands on the purported cool RM10m each. Whao!!!

UMNO wins because they get to keep the 2 useless, smelly, stinky, good-for-nothing frogs. UMNO wins because the purported RM10m spent on the 2 frogs is not their money anyway. Anyhow UMNO can keep the ex-postman and low-ranking ex-army officer in their rank la. No big deal. They're not really highly-rated, brainy or educated assemblymen anyway.

PKR wins because they get to keep the money they would be spending had by-elections be held.

The EC wins because it needs not go through the hassle of handling another hectic and energy-sapping by-election.

The rakyat wins because their tax money is now not spent on the by-elections.

But wait a minute. No. No. The rakyat does not win. They lose anyhow - with or without the by-elections. The purported RM10m "frogging commission" paid to the 2 frogs is actually the rakyat money, not UMNO's. Whao!!!!

Frogs, frogs, frogs. Everywhere Frogs

It seems that of late, Malaysian political scene is infested with frogs. And it's smelly. It stinks. It sulks.

Frogs, frogs, frogs. Everywhere frogs. There are many types of frogs. Proven frogs, potential frogs, dangerous frogs, tame frogs, wild frogs, small frogs, big frogs etc.

Some are proven frogs, like Ezam "Sourgrape" Md Nor and Ruslan Kassim. Some are potential but tame frogs like the 2 frogs from Behrang and Changkat Jering.

Koh Tsu Koon got it wrong when he credited Anwar Ibrahim as the "King of Frogs", as the honour should actually go to Ibrahim "Frog Si Fu" Ali, the MP of Pasir Mas, who frogged long before Anwar.

Now Perak's frogs seem to croak the loudest. Besides the 2 from Behrang and Changkat Jering, rumours has it that a frog may be surfacing in Jelapang. And Jalong and Malim Nawar as well. These rumours mills don't dissappoint. They actually have it that a few other frogs may surface in Negeri Sembilan and Kedah as well. Things are getting messier.

That's our modern day politicans. Ooops........did I say "kataks"?